Hondo ready to bounce back this NFL 2014 season

Buckle up, HondoNation, Mr. Aitch is revved and ready to roll into NFL 2014. A Bettor’s Guide also ran last season, Hondo enters the fray with a renewed confidence that stems from the words of an old prognosticator named Matt, who once predicted: “The last will be first, and the first will be last” except in Best Bets.

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, Blezow.

Jets over Raiders: Now comes the hard part for Rex and the Gang. After another bluster filled offseason “The Pats need to worry about us,” “My defenses work. Period,” “I’m the best [cornerback],” “We’re the best [defense],” etc. now they have to back it up. Chances are it will be easy to do against a rookie quarterback in Week 1, but not so much when they make the leap to Lambeau canada goose outlet in Week 2.

It has to be comforting to Rex to know that if Geno Smith struggles, he always can summon an experienced backup such as Michael Vick, aka Ol’ Ruff and Ready.

Saints over Falcons: Daily Ruse columnist Anthony “Ridiculous Bulge” Weiner was goose outlet canada so effusive in his praise of Mayor de Blasio canada goose uk outlet for being a “tough on crime progressive” it seemed like A Wad might have been applying for a job. If so, it was a good cover letter, but his resume, complete with description of past Canada Goose Jackets work as a nasty, crotch baring Congressman, could present problems.

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Vikings over Rams: David Muir has replaced Diane Sawyer on ABC’s “World News Tonight.” The network apparently has decided the best way to unseat anchor/comedian/Obama sycophant Brian Williams at the top of the ratings cheap Canada Goose is with a canada goose clearance talking haircut.

Steelers over Browns: You know what they say: Two pot heads are better than one, especially when the two Pittsburgh’s Le’Veon Bell and LaGarrette Blount are playing, and the one canada goose factory outlet Cleveland’s Josh Gordon is suspended for the season.

Eagles over Jaguars: Attendance for city pools reportedly was Canada Goose Parka down 7 percent this summer. That likely can be attributed to a swimmers encountering an increase in yellow hot pockets and floaters, and fear among the kiddies that Joe “Cannonballs” Biden might stop by for a skinny dip.

Bengals over Ravens: The Bengwads renewed their commitment to Andy Dalton with a six year, $115 million contract, which means canada goose outlet uk sale they also renewed their commitment to not getting past the wild card round in the playoffs for the next six years canada goose outlet reviews The ‘Wads also cut RB Canada Goose sale BenJarvus Green Ellis, who was picked up immediately by Levy Phillips and Konigsberg.

Bears over Bills: There is now an canada goose outlet nyc addendum to Andy Warhol’s contention that “in the future everyone will have 15 minutes of fame.” And that is: You won’t be truly famous until someone has hacked into the camera roll of naked pictures you were foolish enough to store in your phone or computer and posted them on the Internet.

Redskins over Texans: Fortunately for humanity, the FBI wasted no time in getting to work on finding the perpetrator who exposed all that celebrity junk. In fact, at this point, there seems to be a much greater sense of urgency in Washington to find the phone hackers than the head hackers.

Patriots over Dolphins: Though Obama reportedly is pushing Mass. Senator Elizabeth Warren to run against Hillary, sources say the former First Lady and Secretary of State is unfazed, pointing out: What difference does it make? We both put our pantsuits on one leg at a time.

Chiefs over Titans: Emailer Mike Caputo submits that Obama is so oblivious that when he was asked what he thought about ISIS, he replied: My favorite flavor is lemon.

Bucs over Panthers: Members of the Russian rock band Pussy Riot have received a lot of publicity for some controversial comments they made recently in Australia. It’s probably not all that surprising they’re making a big splash Down Under.49ers canada goose outlet over Cowboys: It was a tough offseason for buy canada goose jacket cheap Jerry Jones, who was pictured in a couple of embarrassing photos one with a stripper nuzzling his crotch and one with him copping a wrap around feel with another stripper’s breasts. Add to that another so so draft for a team that hasn’t made the canada goose jacket outlet playoffs since 2009, and there only can be one conclusion: The Cowboys’ owner https://www.zoetermeerinbeeld.nl is as clueless as their GM.

Colts over Broncos: canada goose outlet toronto factory Hondo hears Peyton will pay tribute to suspended teammate Wes Welker by dropping “Omaha!” from his audible calls and instead using “Molly!”

Lions over Giants: Big Blue brought in cornerback Walter Thurmond from Seattle to bolster the defense. So Thurmond goes canada goose outlet black friday from a team with a Legion of Boom secondary to a team with a Legion of Gloom offense. The Giants’ only hope here is that Matt Stafford needs more fixing than Eli Manning, which is doubtful.

“Burn the boats!” is Tom Coughlin’s new battle cry. Others that may arise out of the stands during the course of what looks like a long season: “Fire the coach,” “Bench the QB,” “Sack the DC,” and “Dump the GM.”

Chargers over Cardinals: If the Cardinals don’t play well at home, it won’t be because of their 12th Man, which picked up 12 enthusiastic members when they signed Antonio Cromartie. No, it will be because of Carson buy canada goose jacket Palmer.